zonaisona:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

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WHAT

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

cute-animals-only:
“graceful gallop
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cute-animals-only:

graceful gallop

ghoulsteak:

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ROIL, OUROBOROS

petermorwood:

elfwreck:

sushinfood:

babyanimalgifs:

tigers chasing a drone

credit: @cnninternational

alternative title:

underestimation costs zoo $400 

“Dis birb fethrs too krunchy.”

That ended more or less as expected.

busket:

sioltach:

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God………..

TRUE FAT FUCK FRIDAY

cadaverkeys:

cadaverkeys:

these are the same thing just a few hundred years apart

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you will understand my vision

creepymutelilbugger:

wizardpotions:

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change the world

my final message

goodbye

-anomalocaris

~300m years ago